October312011
June272011
May292011

If I was going to cast a Cheers remake

Sam Malone - Nathan Fillion: One word: Firefly

Coach - Betty White: It’s a change in gender, so you’d have to change the back-story.

Diane - Zooey Deschanel: I think with Zooey, Diane would be better as a holier-than-thou film-school student rather than a fine arts student, but the character would otherwise be mostly the same.

Carla - Stacey Dash (Dee from Clueless): She’s hotter and blacker than Rhea Perlman, but has just as much attitude.

Norm - John C. Reilly: He was great as Dewey Cox, but I think he would be better as Norm.

Cliff - Tim Meadows: I think Tim Meadows would be awesome as Cliff. 

March212011

Yesterday at Midnight #Parenting

  • Me: Get back to sleep, sweetie pie.
  • Beatrix (my 2 1/2 year old daughter): I went pee-pee.
  • Me: Did your diaper leak on your bed?
  • Beatrix: No. Change me.
  • Me: Change me....
  • Beatrix: Change me please.
  • Me: Okay, but then you're going back to bed.
  • Beatrix (while being changed): I'm hungry for Dinosaur Oatmeal.
  • Me: Okay, you can have some Dinosaur Oatmeal.
  • Beatrix starts crying.
  • Me: What's a matter.
  • Beatrix: I don't want to get oatmeal all over the bed.
  • Me: We'll eat it in the dining room sweetie.
February272011

Oscar Predictions

Best Picture - The King’s Speech

Best Actor - James Franco

Best Supporting Actor - Jeremy Renner

Best Actress - Natalie Portman

Best Supporting Actress - Hailee Steinfeld

(** Editors Note: I wish the Oscars did Best White Actor or Actress, and Best Non-White Actor and Actress - 1. Actors and Actresses do the exact same thing, so there is no valid reason of separating the two; and 2. There is no minority nominated in any acting category [except arguably Javier Bardem - but he’s from Spain]…maybe the hope of receiving an Oscar nomination and win would be a reason that a minority would actually be cast in a quality movie. But I regress.)

Animated Movie - Toy Story 3

Art Direction - Inception

Cinematography - Black Swan

Costume Design - Alice in Wonderland

Director - Tom Hooper (King’s Speech)

Documentary - Inside Job

Music (Score) - Trent Rezner and Atticus Ross (Social Network)

Original Song - “Country Strong”

Adapted Screenplay - The Social Network 

Original Screenplay - The Kids Are Alright

February162011
snacktothefuture:

Bill and Ted’s Egg Salad Adventure
Original poster here

snacktothefuture:

Bill and Ted’s Egg Salad Adventure

Original poster here

February152011
January302011

My movie idea

My movie idea: It’s just like the Black Swan. Except instead of ballet, it is figure skating. And instead of Swan Lake, it’s Disney on Ice. And instead of White Swan/Black Swan, it’s Grover/Cookie Monster. The figure skater, while a perfect grover, is anorexic. Can he find the hunger to play the Cookie Monster???

January52011
January32011
ilikesmoresandgoldfish:

wellesleygirl:

For real, Steve.
Get your shit together.

Favorite meme.

ilikesmoresandgoldfish:

wellesleygirl:

For real, Steve.

Get your shit together.

Favorite meme.

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